
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide
The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.
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Seasons & Episodes
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▶S1 E1
Guide to: The First Day & LockersSep 12, 2004 · 24 minFirst Day: It's the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead of Art to separate herself from…Episode details →
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Guide to: Bathrooms & Project PartnersSep 19, 2004 · 24 minBathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and…Episode details →
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Guide to: Detention & TeachersSep 26, 2004 · 24 minTeachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in…Episode details →
▶S1 E4
Guide to: Seating & TryoutsOct 3, 2004 · 25 minSeating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science…Episode details →
▶S1 E5
Guide to: Crushes & DancesOct 10, 2004 · 25 minCrushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that…Episode details →
▶S1 E6
Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling BeesOct 24, 2004 · 25 minSick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie…Episode details →
▶S1 E7
Guide to: Rumors & Photo DayNov 7, 2004 · 24 minRumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see…Episode details →
▶S1 E8
Guide to: Talent Show & School ElectionsNov 28, 2004 · 25 minSchool Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries…Episode details →
▶S1 E9
Guide to: Computer Lab & BackpacksJan 2, 2005 · 23 minComputer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and…Episode details →
▶S1 E10
Guide to: Notes & Best FriendsJan 9, 2005 · 25 minNotes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone…Episode details →
▶S1 E11
Guide to: Day Dreaming & GymFeb 5, 2005 · 25 minDaydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend…Episode details →
▶S1 E12
Guide to: Cheaters & BulliesFeb 12, 2005 · 25 minCheaters: Ned must decide if he's going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze's work so Moze develops a plan to get…Episode details →
▶S1 E13
Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late BusFeb 19, 2005 · 24 minEmergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and…Episode details →
▶S2 E1
Guide to: New Semester & ElectivesOct 1, 2005 · 25 minNew Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his "new semester list", but first he enlists Moze's help to…Episode details →
▶S2 E2
Guide to: Pep Rallies & LunchOct 8, 2005 · 25 minPep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice…Episode details →
▶S2 E3
Guide to: School Clubs & Video ProjectsOct 15, 2005 · 25 minVideo Projects - Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done.…Episode details →
▶S2 E4
Guide to: Notebooks & MathOct 22, 2005 · 25 minNotebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video…Episode details →
▶S2 E5
Guide to: Vice Principals & MondaysOct 29, 2005 · 25 minA series of school property destruction incidents leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs, who suspects Ned, Moze and Cookie. So, the three…Episode details →
▶S2 E6
Guide to: Your Body & ProcrastinationNov 5, 2005 · 25 minYour Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody's project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to…Episode details →
▶S2 E7
Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper ClassmenNov 19, 2005 · 25 minUpperclassmen: Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school. Moze likes an upperclassman. Gross Biology Dissection: Ned is torn between…Episode details →
▶S2 E8
Guide to: Dares & Bad HabitsJan 14, 2006 · 25 minClassmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets three girls she suspects are…Episode details →
▶S2 E9
Guide to: Substitute Teachers & The New KidJan 21, 2006 · 25 minSubstitute Teachers:Ned helps Mr. Weiner, a favorite substitute from Elementary School get in touch with his middle school side. Cookie poses as a substitute…Episode details →
▶S2 E10
Guide to: Valentine's Day & School WebsitesFeb 11, 2006 · 24 minSchool Websites: Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school website. Valentine’s Day: Ned sends Suzie a rose. Cookie sends himself multiple rose…Episode details →
▶S2 E11
Guide to: Shyness & NicknamesFeb 25, 2006 · 24 minNicknames: Ned tries to create a new, cool nickname for himself by doing wild stunts but ends up injuring himself in the end, while…Episode details →
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Guide to: Asking Someone Out & RecyclingMar 18, 2006 · 24 minAsking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him. Recycling: Ned, Cookie, and Moze…Episode details →
▶S2 E13
Guide to: April Fools Day & ExcusesMar 25, 2006 · 24 minApril Fools Day: Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. Moze tries to break up…Episode details →
▶S2 E14
Guide to: Secrets & School Car WashApr 8, 2006 · 24 minSchool Car Wash: The boys and the girls compete in the school fundraiser to see who can wash more cars. The boys team wants…Episode details →
▶S2 E15
Guide to: Spirit Week & ClothesApr 15, 2006 · 24 minSpirit Week: The King and Queen of Spirit are destined to go out; always! And Suzie wins the girls side with ease, to continue…Episode details →
▶S2 E16
Guide to: Yearbook & Career WeekApr 15, 2006 · 24 minYearbook: Ned tries to win “Best Smile” in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever. Cookie tries hacks into the…Episode details →
▶S2 E17
Guide to: Music Class & Class ClownMay 6, 2006 · 24 minMusic Class: Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart…Episode details →
▶S2 E18
Guide to: Failing & TutorsMay 13, 2006 · 24 minFailing: Ned is warned that he must ace all his final exams or he might stay back a grade. Moze gets her first "F"…Episode details →
▶S2 E19
Guide to: Science Fair & Study HallMay 20, 2006 · 24 minNed enlists Moze's help to win a ribbon in the science fair; Cookie attempts to impress Vanessa and her grandmother. Ned tries to study…Episode details →
▶S2 E20
Guide to: Double Dating & The Last DayJun 3, 2006 · 24 minDouble Dating: For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman. Cookie meanwhile is…Episode details →
▶S3 E1
Guide to: New Grade & DodgeballSep 24, 2006 · 24 minNew Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know…Episode details →
▶S3 E2
Guide to: Reading & PrincipalsOct 1, 2006 · 24 minReading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it.…Episode details →
▶S3 E3
Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' OutOct 15, 2006 · 24 minA new popularity list is posted – Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top…Episode details →
▶S3 E4
Guide to: Dismissal & The School PlayOct 22, 2006 · 24 minNed, Moze and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes with his dismissal routine; Moze…Episode details →
▶S3 E5
Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and ZombiesOct 29, 2006 · 24 minThe kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters the haunted hall. Polk…Episode details →
▶S3 E6
Guide to: Art Class & Lost and FoundNov 5, 2006 · 24 minNed draws an abstract piece of art, which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady', leading to a cause célèbre; Moze tries photography and…Episode details →
▶S3 E7
Guide to: Social Studies & EmbarrassmentNov 12, 2006 · 24 minNed becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending too much time with Suzie; Cookie is stuck with Evelyn Kwong…Episode details →
▶S3 E8
Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair DaysNov 26, 2006 · 24 minNed tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that says "I love you",…Episode details →
▶S3 E9
Guide to: Revenge & School RecordsJan 15, 2007 · 24 minRevenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to…Episode details →
▶S3 E10
Guide to: The Library & VolunteeringJan 27, 2007 · 24 minThe Library: Ned and Cookie must solve the mystery of their missing library books; Moze "befriends" a girl in order to get a book…Episode details →
▶S3 E11
Guide to: Hallways & Friends MovingFeb 3, 2007 · 24 minHallway: Ned becomes the hall monitor and lets people in violation get off the hook, which leads the students believing that they can get…Episode details →
▶S3 E12
Guide to: Boys & GirlsFeb 10, 2007 · 24 minCellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue…Episode details →
▶S3 E13
Guide to: Cell Phones & WoodshopFeb 17, 2007 · 24 minEpisode Summary Coming Soon...Episode details →
▶S3 E14
Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra CreditFeb 24, 2007 · 24 minGetting Organized: Ned's locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he needs to get organized. Moze…Episode details →
▶S3 E15
Guide to: Fundraising & CompetitionMar 10, 2007 · 24 minNed and Cookie must raise money in different ways after they eat all of the chocolate they were supposed to sell for school fundraising;…Episode details →
▶S3 E16
Guide to: Making New Friends & Positives and NegativesMar 24, 2007 · 24 minMaking New Friends: Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel. Positives…Episode details →
▶S3 E17
Guide to: Money & PartiesApr 7, 2007 · 24 minThe trio need to raise money for a music festival; Ned borrows money from Missy that he must work off to pay her back;…Episode details →
▶S3 E18
Guide to: Spring Fever & School NewspaperMay 5, 2007 · 24 minGuide to: Spring Fever and School Newspaper is an episode of the Nickelodeon television series Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.Episode details →
▶S3 E19
Guide to: Health & JealousyMay 12, 2007 · 24 minNed suffers from an embarrassing itch; Moze tries to clean up the resuscitation dummy, but she throws it out the window and buries it,…Episode details →
▶S3 E20
Guide to: Tests & When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone ElseJun 2, 2007 · 24 minNed studies for three tests on the same day with the help of the school's geeks and becomes a geek himself in the process;…Episode details →
▶S3 E21
Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, & WeaselsJun 8, 2007 · 48 minOn a museum field trip, Ned, Moze, and Cookie sneak in despite being banned by Vice-Principal Crubbs after forging a permission slip. Ned tries…Episode details →
▶S3 E22
Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2)Jun 8, 2007 · 24 minComing Soon!Episode details →
